Fart Blanche: Permission by one's spouse to fart under the blankets while in bed together.

i have a raging boner for supernatural, himym, breaking bad, sherlock, skins, the walking dead, doctor who, game of thrones, true blood, dexter, american horror story, bates motel, netflix, british things/people, accents, cats, cute people, sexy time, and alcohol.

im confused and angry and drunk 98% of the time, the other 2% im sleeping

This blog is, like my brain; scattered, scary, confused, and full of crap that doesn't make sense.
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rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs