Fart Blanche: Permission by one's spouse to fart under the blankets while in bed together.

i have a raging boner for supernatural, himym, breaking bad, sherlock, skins, the walking dead, doctor who, game of thrones, true blood, dexter, american horror story, bates motel, netflix, british things/people, accents, cats, cute people, sexy time, and alcohol.

im confused and angry and drunk 98% of the time, the other 2% im sleeping

This blog is, like my brain; scattered, scary, confused, and full of crap that doesn't make sense.
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sectumsempera:

stranger-touch:

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

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Your job’s a joke

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You’re broke

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Your love life’s DOA!

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It’s like your always stuck in second gear

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When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….

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I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour

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I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before

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I’ll be there for you! 

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Cause’ you’re there for me too….

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sobbing